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Season 1, Episode 1

Two and a Half Men

Season 1
Episode 1
2003
7.5 ⭐
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Cast & Crew
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata FerrellBerta
Seasons
Episodes (24)
1

Pilot

2

Big Flappy Bastards

3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

9

Phase One, Complete

10

Merry Thanksgiving

11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16

That Was Saliva, Alan

17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23

Just Like Buffalo

24

Can You Feel My Finger?

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